Guys, the creepiest thing happened when I went to pick my sister up at her school today
I’m walking with my sister in the school. A little boy approaches us and he tells me that he’s in my sister’s class. That means he must be around 7 years of age, 8 for the most. He looks up at me and tells me that there’s another boy in her class who happens to have a ‘crush’ on me. I thought that I heard him wrong. So I ask him, “Me?” and he nods to confirm. So, in an attempt to be gracious and not laugh out loud at this mysterious admirer who, more likely than not, is nearby, I smile and tell this boy, “Well, you tell him that he’s a little too small for me.” (Where I’m from, ‘small’ and ‘little’ and ‘young’ are used interchangeably.)
This little boy gives me a scandalous grin and tells me, “I’m big enough for you.”
I would like to believe with all my heart he really didn’t mean it in the way I thought he did.