whoa ash too soon

sometimes i reblog the thing...sometime i do not reblog the thnig...it all depend on how u look at it...positive...or negative...
i had a thing to say about myself but idr
/actually not as aloof and cool as my description implies i am. who am i u'll never know
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
“you’re khan? are you sure? you look like a baiganbharta cucumberraita to me” - mohini
BAINGANBHARTHA CUCUMBERRAITA IS OFFICIALLY A THING
SABASH
also adding more khans
LET YOUR POWER SHINE
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mineTHIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
ACTUAL TEARS. You have my actual tears on your hands goddammit.
I STARTED TO LAUGH AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN D:
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homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
well he is the man upstairs
Sometimes I wonder if people say controversial things on tumblr so others will jump down their throats with well researched and cited sources that the OP then uses to write a paper they didn’t feel like researching themselves.
Thanks for the tip
I’ve done this before.
Shit works like a charm
Lay after Star Academy